The TWISTED Times! (Third Issue)

And right about now, here are the latest buzz on a Saturday night from what I gather.  Thought of sharing before I put myself to sleep.  Happy weekend everyone!

 

Simon Cowell apologizes on Twitter for disappearing.  The feeling is mutual, his followers were also sorry his back.

Wanderland Music Festival is turning into Phillipines own version of Coachella. It’s just a mini one night concert because we’re too poor to afford something like Coachella.

Wanderland is the largest gathering of Filipino hipsters.  Nothing to see really, might as well change it to Neverland Copy-cat Fest.

Vin Diesel was lovestruck when he first set foot in Manila that he wishes to come back soon and bring his niece and nephew.  In his signature white tank top and knee-length shorts, he figured he could make a good jeepney barker.

 

Boston suspect wrote note before capture.  He wanted the investigators, the media and the police, in particular, to pronounce his name correctly.

 

Zhang Yuqi steals show at 66th Cannes Film Fest with risque dress.  On the other hand, a seemingly crazy man has stolen the red carpet when he shot two gun-fires and put everyone at risk which also resulted to at least two actors on panic mode.  In related news, Chopra jewelries were stolen at a hotel suite in the film fest venue, too.

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…because it’s just for PUN, pure Fun!

The TWISTED Times! (Second Issue)

Here are the latest close-but-not-quite headlines and news bits that I fancied before the end of the day.
Hey it’s weekend from my side of the world. Cheers!

A SPY COPTER was launched recently in Dubai. The remote-control aircraft missed to blow the whistle on the football hooligans but the pilot manning it didn’t miss the score between the two competing clubs.

Dubai Police has been updating its pool on supercars. They found no use of them these days though, for supervillains can fly in terms of speed.

The Great Gatsby stars were greeted with rain at the opening nights of Cannes. Good thing, they brought their umbrellas or else those great hairs would have been washed out.

The UAE telecom regulators denied rumors that Skype users could be fined. They wanted to send the message across through free voice and video calls but they failed.

BlackBerry messenger now on Android. It will still be BBM, though, Back to Basic Messaging.

Alden Richards‘ tweeted “Coming out this July.” Our friends of the third sex got excited, but later on, more of them were frustrated. Alden was just referring to a picture to appear in Metro Magazine‘s July issue.

The American Idol finale Wednesday was trimmed to just one hour. Obviously, they were more than eager to finish the season as quickly as possible.

A village in India houses a weirdly high number of identical twins and cows with twin calves. With the former, it’s pretty understandable but with cows, I dunno.

PsyCHO is in the news again but this time for another video called Gentleman. It is by far the “mother-father Gangnam” style. Nothing new.

Anne Curtis posted her “If I were a Boy” photos on Instagram for #throwbackthursday. She’s Erwan (her beau) on one look and Piolo (former leading man) on another. Both guys felt good when they knew of their lady counterpart but one of them is just as flattered.

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…because it’s just for PUN, pure Fun!

*Photos are grabbed and edited.

The TWISTED Times! (Maiden Issue)

Lately, I have watched too many radio shows, listened to a lot of newspapers and internet buzz, read quite a number of television updates, and Googled chit-chats from the pantry. Wait, it’s complicated right there. Anyways, here are some of the recent not a-little-bit true but a-lot-more twisted headlines, news bits, and what not of today’s maiden issue of The Twisted Times!

‘Only in the Philippines’ News

The stubborn Dick has entered the Senate top 12 based on the latest partial and unofficial tally. If that’s the case, the former MTRCB-chair, Grace POE can no longer censor this for sure.

In other parts of the country, relatives and family members rival each other to maintain their family names/clan in politics. In Siquijor, the one brave soul who wanted to kill the area’s political dynasty didn’t come out alive.

Two contenders for mayoral race in Oriental Mindoro has resulted to a coin toss after they tied on votes. The candidate who chose the “TAIL” is now the HEAD of their town.

The youngest governor who won over his 77-year old grandfather in CamSur is believed to be the favorite grandson. He honors his grandfather so he heeds for the elder governor’s advise still on how to lead the province.

Nancy Binay has worked for her father for almost 20 years. Her seemingly poker face and that “OJT propaganda” has indeed worked for her to secure a seat in the Senate on this 2013 mid-term Philippine elections.

Nancy Binay wishes Rissa Hontiveros to win so they could debate in the Senate. She’s eager to know if the scarf worn by the latter is really necessary on this scorching hot weather of the country.

‘In other parts of the WORLD’ News

Brad Pitt was ‘quite emotional’ about fiancée Angelina Jolie’s mastectomy experience. Now he’s thinking of coming back to his ex-wife’s “barely there” than his current’s “nothing there”.

Amanda Berry, Gina De Jesus and Michelle Knight have been lured for a ride by their captor for almost a decade. They have not returned since because the man who held them captive has never offered a ride home.

Hollywood star Vin Diesel was spotted in Manila. The “Fast and the Furious” star wasn’t that fast this time ’cause he was seen walking.

Taiwan is out on rage over the death of its national by the Philippine Navy. If Ms Japan won in Japan, Ms China won in China, and Ms USA won in USA; this time, the Tai Wan!

After Omar Borkan Al Gala’s instant fame as one of the three ousted guests in Saudi for being too handsome, Angel Ahmed from Iraq wishes to outplay the most beautiful Emirati. I can’t really CONFIRM if he’s beautiful or she’s handsome while looking at that mole in the face.

Beyonce has cancelled her Antwerp concert. She’s out looking for an appropriate thing to don a perfect bump to make it look ‘authentic’ this time.

New rumors hound Charice after she was surrounded by issues of rapid “makeovers“. This time, netizens wonder if the international sensation has eloped. I don’t really care!

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…because it’s just for PUN, pure Fun!

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Flowers are “happy” pills!

Eleventh CONFESSION for 2013!

Eleventh CONFESSION for 2013:

I have not OFFICIALLY voted since but how’s this to compare with the INDELIBLE INK?

Oopps, I shouldn’t have said that but anyway I’ve said it. I just never actually tried to register from the time I were eligible to.

But in line with today’s 2013 Philippine Elections, it seems that this is the latest trend of the day. I have this mark to show as everybody’s got a picture of their fingers and their “rights to complain”.

LIFE from this point!

At this point, I’m convinced that LIFE goes on and on and on…

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I found LOVE in the Kitchen Sink!

“give much, gather often, greet many”

…i found some lovin’ in the kitchen sink!

Give LOVE.

Sharjah Market!

Sharjah Market:

This arched fruit and vegetable market in Sharjah is a go-to place for an all-type of herbs vegan freak, freshly machine-pressed sugarcane juice fanatic and those fond of dates that tasted like slightly-burnt coffee!

[Road Series]. noun; a group or a number of related road photographs published in like forms with similarity of subject and purpose.

…because I’d like to take you to the places that I’ve been to!

Tenth CONFESSION for 2013!

Tenth CONFESSION for 2013!

I am my MAMA’s BOY, really.

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Thank God for my mama and for all the other “super-people” out there.

“I love you, ma.” A cliché or might sound overrated? I don’t think so, it’s an understatement actually.

God bless you, ma.

Mirdiff!

Mirdiff:

It is considered the famous “Spa Town” because of its high-end bespoke communities and generally European-style villas. Airplanes hovering few feet just above the roof is but a common sight in this side of Dubai.

[Road Series]. noun; a group or a number of related road photographs published in like forms with similarity of subject and purpose.

…because I’d like to take you to the places that I’ve been to!